I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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