names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Farmville is her only friend.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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