It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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