you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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