im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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