I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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