I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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