Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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