I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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