He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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