Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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