This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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