I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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