Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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