im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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