Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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