Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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