have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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