dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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