Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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