I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
third nipple confirmed
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
