i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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