He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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