Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
