He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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