Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You pole danced in your parka.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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