I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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