So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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