That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Your cock deserves a montage
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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