did you get engaged???
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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