I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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