I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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