Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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