I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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