Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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