I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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