I think scott just propositioned me for sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
