She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just found a bag of teeth...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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