i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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