there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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