I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
only if we run a train.
done.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
