Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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