Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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