My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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