i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We are all done wearing pants today
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