Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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