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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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