He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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