Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
do herpes really smell.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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