evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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