hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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