They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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