Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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