i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The beers last night were like the tears from god
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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