How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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